So I know you all have been really emo over Susan Boyle as of late. Yes, her performance was great. Yes, she’s a 47 year old virgin. And yes, some sleazy company in Cali has given her a million dollar porn deal (which is totally the grossest thing I can imagine). But what I need to know, why these guys over in Sweden’s version of the show aren’t getting noticed in all the _______ Has Talent hype these days.

Dear Knäckebröddansen -

You have proven true talent. You are more than just naked boys singing. May you rise out of Susan Boyle’s shadow and claim your own right in internet viral video history and find immortality in the realm of online memes.

Your true fan -

Al Gore
Creator of the Internet

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