This viral video was going around the other day. It’s really something amazing. I can’t believe they made a child actor do this.

A little bit of research revealed that this is an excerpt from a CBS made-for-tv movie called Child of Rage. The IMDB description has one of my new favorite sentances (it’s bolded, that’s not part of the original text).

Rob and Jill Tyler adopt 2 children named Catherine and Eric. Eric is sweet, quiet and shy and Catherine is nice at times but has these terrible violent outbursts for no apparent reason. Catherine sticks the dog with needles until the dog bleeds. She smashes Eric’s head on the basement floor, causing him to go to the emergency room and tries to stab her new adoptive father with a knife while he’s sleeping. Jill and Rob try to find a doctor and they eventually find Dr. Rosemary Myers. She examines Catherine and find out that she was abused by her biological father and wants Catherine to overcome this rage. Dr. Myers, Jill, and Rob preform holding therapy for Catherine and at first it doesn’t seem to work, but Catherine seems to become more at ease as the therapy progresses.

Sometimes I stick dogs with needles, but it’s ok because they don’t bleed because the dogs I stick with needles are taxidermy.

Needless to say, this classic is in the mail and I’m sure to soon host a screening. Also, also if you don’t want to commit to the DVD, this guy put the whole thing on YouTube by filming his television, if that’s something you want to sit through.

5 Responses to “She Wants a Sweet Daddy Bear and She Also Poked a Dog With Needles”

1. schnufflesalphonse Says:
   December 15th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

   that’s disgusting and should be banned. i’m not joking.

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2. Vagenius Says:
   December 15th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

   In.

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3. Eeez Says:
   December 16th, 2008 at 8:56 am

   I’m in. What was that M. Culkin movie where he’s the evil brother? Maybe it should be a double header.

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   Colin reply on December 16, 2008:

   THE GOOD SON!!!! Yeah, it’s pretty great. Saw it on TV a couple months ago.

4. Drew Says:
   January 22nd, 2009 at 7:34 pm

   That’s a Peldon, the one that was on that sitcom Mommies. She gets mocked on Go Fug Yourself fairly often.

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