Posted on September 23rd, 2008 by Colin
Did y’all see Gossip Girl last night? Because it was pretty good. It was basically like the first time I watched Gossip Girl where I was so happy to be slightly scandalized by a tween show that is somehow held together by the narrations of Kirsten Bell who actually just plays the voice of a blog. A blog, people. So funny, this world of new media we live in. Especially when that world involves high schoolers having sex, throwing illicit parties, and tossing tossing around like it’s old lira.
Last night we saw (SPOILERS AHEAD just in case you DVRed this mutha’) a new character introduced who goes from being innocent to being in cahoots with Chuck in the course of the hour. We also saw a step mother/step son affair, which could be categorized as incest. We also saw Vanessa fuck up the complicated machinations of Blair’s revenge, but it’s kind of understandable because she’s too poor to know how these things work. We also were introduced to my new favorite drink, the “Nair-tini,” and saw Serena start to take on a new role as queen bitch. Also dumb lacrosse players. Basically it was everything I watch the show for. I’m not going to do a full re-cap, since other sites do that perfectly well, but my good friend Ben and I twittered the entire thing, and I think our live reactions are a pretty good supplement to any plot recap you might read elsewhere. After the jump, our OMFG moments (yes, I just said that).
Thanks to my photoshop skillz, I have put everything in the order it actually happened.
No, Ben. Blindness looks horrible.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I’m pretty suspicious that Santi White has some deal with GG, because her songs have appeared in at least 3 of the 4 episodes of this season.
BTW, bad-ass Serena is kind of better than the Serena I could almost relate to.
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Colin reply on September 25, 2008:
Santi White is in cahoots with Chuck Bass!
I’m so excited for mega bitch Serena to rule the school.