Is it just me or is top chef littered with more and more fierce lesbians every year?

Case in point, here’s the lezzie line up for Season 4:

That would be Lisa, Zoi, Jennifer…. and Richard’s haircut.

Also I have a huge crush.

A huge huge crush on Andrew D’Ambrosio. I am really into his weird ADHD, otter steez. He has a healthy obsession with gastronomy and ethnic food, which only adds more to his utter heart-throb factor.. Also according to his bio on Bravo, his favorite dish involves Sriracha and fish sauce… the best condiments in the world.

Andrew, babe, call me sometime.

4 Responses to “Ladies And Gentlemen… The Lesbians of Top Chef”

1. eeez Says:
   March 21st, 2008 at 12:27 am

   HAIRCUTS ARE NOT LESBIANS.
   god… get your identity politics str8…

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2. robin Says:
   March 21st, 2008 at 8:43 am

   wouldn’t dale’s stupid fauxhawk also fit this category? i swear, since last season, the fauxhawk is prob the haircut of choice at restaurants across the country.

   bleah

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   Fist Patrick reply on March 21, 2008:

   But Dale looked like someone you might meet at The Eagle. There’s something very “gender queer lesbian” about Richard’s whole look that really sets him apart. Especially when they cut from confessionals of Jennifer to him… they start to blend together.

   Also? This week we find out the lesbian couple (Jennifer and Zoi) SHARE MATCHING CHEF CLOGS. I died.

3. Isaac Speer Says:
   March 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

   This post is dead-on. Richard’s haircut so wants to have sex with women, and Andrew is definitely the most entertaining one in the whole cast.

   Thanks for the laugh,
   Isaac

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