Posted on August 19th, 2009 by Colin
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What the hell is up with this show on the Oxygen network, Addicted to Beauty? The posters in the subways these days are nearly an act of terrorism. Because while I hardly even understand what the show is about, when I see this image:
All I see is this:
Which reminds me of a little story. About 6 years ago I dated a pattern maker who was just starting at Heatherette. He was a really sweet guy, I have nothing bad to say about him, and while he has since gone the way of party promoting, fashion gay, and I a very different route, I remember a little anecdote he told me.
Apparently Sophia Lamar, Amanda Lepore, and Jocelyn Wildenstein get t0gether once a week for brunch at B Bar. We used to fantasize about getting an invite to this exclusive brunch – I can’t imagine it would be anything short of amazing. With this as my inspiration, I wrote this compelling pitch to the producers at Oxygen.
Dear Producers at Oxygen,
Plz c0nsidr my reality sh0w Queer Plastic Surgery Brunch. It will be way better than Addicted to Beauty. Way m0re Laffs and Lolz. Cheaper to make t00.
Your BFF -
Colin
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August 19th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I love this posting and couldnt agree with you more.
I am adding you site to our search engine and just became a fan on facebook. Cant wait to hear more funny things from you.
Eric
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August 21st, 2009 at 10:50 am
I love you for making that illustration. The first time I ever saw Jocelyn Wildenstein in real life I audibly gasped. I had never heard of her and one day I just looked up and there she was. Nothing could have prepared me. Of course then I became obsessed with her. There’s a great interview with her online somewhere in which the interviewer asks, “would you recommend any non surgical procedures?” To which Jocelyn, quite simply and eloquently responded “No”.
The woman in the top right looks like a Picasso. And is it wrong that I’m sort of attracted to the dude on the far right?
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