TV Is My Boyfriend Gay Pterodactyls Keep Me Awake At Night

Posted on August 22nd, 2008 by Colin

Did you all watch Pro Ro (that’s an abbreviation for Project Runway, duh) this last Wednesday? It was a competition to make an outfit for a drag queen. It was fun seeing some recognizable New York drag personalities, like Sherry Vine (for which my evil Mormon twin, Keith, made an awful dress for her and was almost kicked off), Hedda Lettuce, Varla Jean Merman, and more on a reality television show. But even more interesting is my new fave Tim Gunn quote of all time. After seeing Blayne’s outfit, Tim Gunn remarks, “It looks like it’s a pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park.” Granted, he’s partially right. I mean look at this thing:

Blaine's Gay Terrordactyl Outfit

I would more likely describe her as a neon warrior ready for battle in the electro wars of 2k11.5.

Whether or not Time Gunn’s description is accurate, it’s been haunting me in my dreams. What DOES a gay pterodactyl look like?

Welcome to my dreams/nightmares.

Gay Pterodactyl?

One Response to “Gay Pterodactyls Keep Me Awake At Night”

  1. catherine Says:

    my god! I never realized it but he really does look like bizarro colin. don’t worry, we could never like him better. besides, he has no sense of humor.

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