Posted on February 13th, 2008 by Vagenius
Can I hate a gay for being feminine? Yes. No. That would be wrong.
Can I hate a gay for being altogether creepy? Heck yeah. Welcome to teh infraweb.
Okay, I don’t hate Jack Mackenroth, the designer whose vague and teary-eyed departure from Project Runway was kinda sad, but mostly confusing. He’s had HIV for 17 years and claims to be in perfect health, but his exit from the show was a result of what looked like a painful infection clearly emphasized the reasons to never ever visit a plastic surgeon (srsly, waxed brows and curled lashes are one thing, but his enhanced cheekbones and hollowed-out eyes are nightmarish and …predictably sought-after in Chelsea’s gay ghetto).
Anyway, this isn’t an extremely late post about a months-old ProjRun episode (leave that to the experts) or a meditation on Jack’s mild appeal via his utter weirdness. Rather, I came across this treasure (which has since been flagged) on Craigslist, an ad that doesn’t quite purport to do anything but directly offend Mackenroth in a somehow more retarded pidgeon-y LOLtalk.
Yes, Mackenroth does possess a “goof leprechaun face” which does, in fact, look like “crazy badstuff.” But if you’re going gay-hate and call anybody a “mutant negligent,” choose the real fag:
Someone needs to tell his tiny lady that her stale sass and laborious execution of tired , Will & Grace-manufactured slang should earn her a visit to the pop cultural guillotine.
[Say “fierce” again, Christian, and make 1,000 fat midwestern girls giggle with glee as they hope to one day abandon “this shithole for NEW YORK CITY, where I’ll wear Manolos and dance to loud music with boys who like boys - and they WON’T judge me!”]
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February 13th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I have to be totally honest. Originally I hated Siriano. But ever since the overweight black girl from Jersey crushed his soul during the prom dress challenge… I kind of love him. Also, “I’m going to die of barfness” is soon to be part of my personal lexicon because it’s just that good.
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February 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Oh, don’t be hatin’ on Sister Christian. At least she’s funny. Most of the other gays on the show are so dull, except for Big Girl Chris. I just love his world-weary sense of humor.
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Fist Patrick reply on February 16, 2008:
I want to go antique-ing in upstate new york with Big Girl Chris so. He’s amazing.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Say what you will about Jack,
a. AIDS jokes are a perfect storm of retarded and regressive, and
b. he makes a damn good frock, which is a lot more than I can say for almost all of the other contestants.
Unfortunately, the same can be said for stupid Christian, who decided to teach the Fat Chris how to be a fierce bitch by snapping and saying “work! it! out!”. His clothes are generally the best of the whole group, despite the fact that every time I look at him I think of Corky from Waiting for Guffman saying “I just HATE YOU and I hate your ASS FACE!!!” because I hate both him and his ass face.
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Elliott reply on February 20, 2008:
AIDS? AIDS is hi-LAR-ious!
February 20th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
can we just talk about the vaguely “jesus on a cross”-ish appearance of that picture of bitchy christian? i hope that was an accident, because if there’s going to be a Gay Savior, it’s not going to be him.
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