This morning I was sent a web site that really seeks to use the web to it’s full magical potential and drag us all slowly into The World of Lisa Frank. Cornify is the #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, giving websites sparkle around the world. It’s a little application you can add to your favorites toolbar that will allow you to splash unicorns and rainbows on any web page on demand.

Now you’ll never have to pay attention to bad news again.

This sure beats closing my eyes and praying that the Flutter Ponies come and make the bad men go away. If only only life on Earth was as harmonious as life in Flutter Valley.

3 Responses to “Improve Your Web, Your Life with Cornification”

1. Maribellum Says:
   February 6th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

   WTF. I literally just navigated away from another friends’ blog that had a link to Cornify. That is some eerie shit. UNICORNZ WILL BE IN MY DREEMZ.

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   Colin reply on February 9, 2009:

   But did your friend’s blog link to the Flutter Ponies?

   “Though they are predominantly gentle, they can be extremely violent and fierce when provoked.”

2. Maribellum Says:
   February 9th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

   You are right, it did not touch on the magical powers and abilities of the Flutter Ponies. I think my spirit animal would be “Cloud Puff”.

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