So I just moved. It was stressful. But it’s a new era and now I have a place of my own to furnish. However, I am a little worried. I have a feeling I am being haunted by the ghost of three tabby cats. Most likely I am just adjusting to sleeping in a new place. But I prefer to think the former and that kitty ghosts are being bothersome. I told my good friend Amy the story.

Amy:  are you doing anything tonight or just packy packy
unpacky rather
me:  i think just unpacky
btw, having a window
Amy:  RULES RIGHT?
me:  amazing
yeah
Amy:  totes window
me:  i feel so much better in the morning
it’s already making a huge difference for me
Amy:  like, waking up with sunlight
amazay
me:  yeah
oh, did I tell you?
Amy:  i’m glad you love the place!
me:  I think I am being haunted by the spirits of kitties
like, 3 of them
tabbies
no joke
I had the weirdest nightmares about cats jumping on my bed and woke up and was CONVINCED there were three kitties in my place
Amy:  WHAT
me:  and it took me like, 10 minutes to realize that it was a dream
Amy:  haha even your spirit animals are weird
me: of course like, tabbies that paw at a comforter
is what haunts me
Amy: MREAOWWWW (demon cat)
me:  it’s so funny
like, they weren’t even attacking me in the dream
and I was like “how did these cats get in here”
Amy:  like, the most boring horror movie ever
no…the ghosts arsen’t attacking me
they are just kind of bothersome
oh and they are cats
rather than zombies
ZOMBIE CAT

Quick somebody call Zelda Rubenstein!

“This house is clean.”

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