Okay. Now pretend that this is not the face of someone responsible for at least 17 murders:

You’d totally go home with him, right? And up until he drugs you, drills into your frontal lobe, and eventually rapes your still-warm corpse, I bet you’d have a totally fun time. That Dahmer was such a party animal! His hobbies included molesting young Laotian boys, alcoholism, trepaning, necrophilia, and fashioning human heads into stylish soup bowls.

Jeffy was convicted of 15 murders and sentenced to 937 years in prison. He didn’t make it quite that long though, dying shortly after an inmate attacked him with a broom handle. His feet were kept shackled during his autopsy.

It’s really a shame he didn’t get to stick around. We could have been pen pals! Now I’ll have to settle for Dennis Nielsen, who is certainly no Dahmer in the looks department. Sigh.

Next time: Paul Homolka - so good looking when he asked his wife if he could rape and murder her adolescent sister, she said “well, okay.”

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