Cute, right? The man’s got a jaw that could cut glass, and thighs that could crack walnuts. Doesn’t he look kind of wholesome? Except for the fact that, you know, those red eyes aren’t the result of a cheap camera but actually the evil that dwells within (wasn’t that a Tori Spelling Lifetime movie? No? Well, it should be). But all this just makes him more exciting, especially when you find out he’s a notorious rapist most well-known for drugging, raping and eventually murdering his wife’s younger sister. Oh, don’t worry though – his wife, Karla Homolka, was totally fine with it. (NSFW after the jump)

Her Christmas present to Paul one year was her sister Tammy, who Karla drugged and allowed Bernardo to rape. Karla Homolka was charged with manslaughter for the role she played in various rapes and subsequent murders with her husband. For testifying against Paulykins, she got a plea bargain and only served 12 years in prison. She’s a free woman now, living in the Antilles with her son and her probably-not-a-rapist husband Thierry Bordelais.

Poor Paul is still serving life in prison, while his good looks wither away. It is comforting to know, however, that at least his ass is probably being put to good use. And we all know there’s nothing hotter than prison rape. Just thinking about it makes me all tingly down there.

I wonder if Paul is allowed visitors. I imagine our meeting ending something like this:

One Response to “Serial Killers I Would Totally Do, Part 3: Paul Bernardo”

1. cholsky Says:
   February 22nd, 2008 at 2:13 pm

   What this doesn’t mention is that Karla was brought in to help rape people. Including her sister. She raped her sister.

   I have had her listed on my “heroes” line on myspace for years.

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