Retaygay White Castle and Keg Stand Soup For The Homo Soul

Posted on February 7th, 2008 by Colin

So I had a big birthday bash on February 2nd as promised. Kudos, me, for surviving for a quarter of a century.

Thank you all that were there.It looked like a bomb of fun (alcoholism) had exploded in my apartment the next day. Never have I been so proud to have so many good friends. One of my fellow writers on this site has since dubbed me “the mayor of hot dudes with beards city.” I was proud to see all the glasses, beards, and flannel. Between the cases of White Castle you wonderful people provided and the keg of Coors, my house was truly a beautiful den of excess and sleaze.
Know what I was also proud of? My sweet sugar daddies over at The Steeez made me a jacket. It has serious upstate New York hardcore punk style. Check it, oy oy oy!

GMSC/Steeez Jacket

It has some features to enhance one’s style and ease that I need to show off. But also embarrassing features that can only be illustrated with an embarrassing picture, and I’m totally putting it behind the jump. Because I might just kill myself if that became my new homepage.

Pick In My Mouth

Yes that’s right. There’s kittens on the shoulder and a pickle attached to a chain to keep in your pocket. Because you just never know when you might need a pickle in your pocket.

Social Crisis would make a really great hardcore band name. I bet when I wear this jacket out I will have so much street cred with fake gutter punks that hang out on St. Marks. Combine it with my sweet MDC t-shirt (Ed. note: I actually own one, this is not a joke), and like, they’ll be letting me into The Continental for free all the time just for my presence. But why describe this when I can just show you a video of what it might look like? Oy oy oy!

2 Responses to “White Castle and Keg Stand Soup For The Homo Soul”

  1. Eeez Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am

    I, personally, think that this is the greatest gift Steeez has ever given you. Though, you must have noticed, almost EVERYTHING we make is inspired by your natural whimsy and earthy odors.

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  2. catherine frances Says:
    February 22nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    at first i thought “oy oy oy” was a reference to da ali g show, which somehow made sense. how disappointing that it really points to line-dancing california raisin wannabes. i am against claymation food commercials.

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