Because apparently my sense of humor for these winterlong updates on GMSC seem to be geared towards unspeakable, horrible acts of child abuse, I spent the evening yesterday looking at videos following exactly this theme with one of my favorite people in the world and past GMSC contributor, Elliott. Considering the hilarity of “sweet daddy bear” and lickable children, I decided I needed to share the following videos and in the process prove without a doubt that I am a horrible person. I think I’m going to just chalk these recent themes up to Seasonal Affective Disorder and leave it at that.

Elliott: totally a companion piece to Sweet Daddy Bear

me: “when was the last time you had sex with anyone! That was an evil occasion, wasn’t it!”
Elliott: IT WAS AN EVIL OCCASION!!!!!!
I’m going to start screaming that at people.
me: HAHAHAHA
Elliott: I kind of love him.
Especially that little dance he does at the 3 minute mark.
me: me too
it was an evil occasion is soooo good
Elliott: good times!
that’s right up there with “excuse my beauty!”
me: totes!
Elliott: and “He bite me in my bagina!”
me: totes
“little bites”
Elliott: I love crazy bagina lady.
Pronouncing vagina as “bagina” is automatically hilarious.

After the jump, more examples of why I need to either be sent to the gas chamber or have a frontal lobotomy. 

me: haha
this came up as related

Elliott: OMG
wft is that?
me: some tweens I guess
Elliott: I hope she gets raped.
me: OMG OMG LISTEN TO THE SONG IN THIS ONE

I want this as an MP3
Elliott: omg trying SO HARD not to LOL
me: it goes on for 4 minutes
I already lost it
Elliott: I had to stop it, otherwise I’d start laughing.
I love that all my twitters are about bareback sex and child abuse.
me: HAHA
can I blog the chi-mo part of this chat?
it’s been a theme on GMSC too
Elliott: of course.
Chi-mo HA HA

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