So I am back in New York. Yay! New Year’s Eve is soon! Drop the ball!

So are you guys ready for the totally best inside joke ever? The following is a converation with good friend Paul. While sassing off in an email, he recently used the phrase “good deep dick.” I was utterly disgusted. The following is our conversation on the matter.

me: NO. It’s a phrase for rapists!
Paul: nope, it’s phrase that makes you feel gooood.
me: It’s sick paul. It’s like, “that girl was wearing that short skirt on purpose. She need’s a good deep dickin’.’”
Paul: You think rapists. I think Mo’Nique’s orgasms
me: EW, I am NOT a thick madame!!!
Paul: a THICK MADAME! OMG, that should be a dildo name!!!!! OMG OMG
me: OMG, it should!!!!
Paul: im gonna hyperventilate
me: so good!!!!
Paul: YES THICK Mo-DIQUE for a THICK MA-DAME
me: it’s for girls who need GDD!!!?!?!?!?! EW!!!!?!?!??!!

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