Posted on July 9th, 2009 by Colin
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So ya’ll know that I brew my own kombucha, right? I blogged about it years ago when I started, so most of ya’ll probably forgot.
Well, recently my kombucha brew has been really, really sour.I just drained it yesterday and it’s almost undrinkable. This is most likely my own fault. I have been letting the brew ferment for far too long, as I have started on a apple cider therapy to try and help my recent allergies, and chugging both acidic substances is a bit much for me to handle.
See unfiltered apple cider vinegar helps your body break down mucous and fats and helps with allergies. You just call me a hippie, because I prefer to do this rather than take claritin. It’s ok. I’m comfortable with the label.
The point of this story is not to extoll the benefits of drinking harsh unfiltered vinegars, however. Doing some research last night I came upon a new use for kombucha, reccomended if it is too sour to drink by happyherbalist.com.
KOMBUCHA CAN BE USED AS A DOUCHE!!! ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!!
Now I wonder if they mean a douche solely for vageens… think I might try and pour some down my colon snake from Fort Troff this weekend and see what happens. I bet that shit gets you high.
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July 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
This will go perfectly with my coffee enema!
http://www.ineedcoffee.com/01/enema/
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July 12th, 2009 at 1:20 am
yeah colin, put it up your asssss………tell me if it burns.
see you on sunday…..”why is my ass burning?”
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October 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
This will go perfectly with my coffee enema!
http://www.ineedcoffee.com/01/enema/
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