Witness “Fix My Dick.” Not entirely sure what this is, because Google doesn’t yield much and all the description says is that it’s by someone who goes by Christeene. But I do know this: I kind of have a crush on the bearded guy.

Update: A really sweet fan of our blog here sent in this video originally and just provided me with an awesome story about this video.

I can share with you what I know. Christeene is the alter-ego of drag queen Rebecca Havemeyer and actor/performance artist Paul Soileau. I’d seen Paul perform a couple of times and then he showed up at my birthday party last month and I got to visit with him a bit. A lot of my friends in Austin have been talking about this video since the shoot because it was apparently in some skanky apartment complex that really smelled, along with the fact that the man-dancers apparently like to rock their underarm man-funk. Hard.
As we all do in Central Texas, intentionally or not.

I don’t wear deodorant because I like to rock my underarm man scent myself. I get away with it but it’s a lot colder up here in Brooklyn.

2 Responses to “It’s Kind of Like If Tim and Eric Met Dina Martina”

1. Christeene Says:
   February 9th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

   Heyyyyy! Dis is Christeene! Wanna say thanks n all dat for ya charm and hospitality for postin’ my videee-o! Dem’s my boys T-Gravel and C-Baby dancin’ behind me, and they crazy cute, huhhh!?
   Come c me on Facebook under Christeene Vale. I like dis post to.
   I also got two other friends name Rebecca Havemeyer and Paul Soileau. Dey part of my business squad as well.
   Tootle!
   xo
   C

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2. Vag Says:
   February 11th, 2009 at 11:56 am

   I can smell the video from here.

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