The resident co-founder and awesome blogger Eliot occasionally finds the time to write here at GMSC. In this post, he finds perhaps the hottest wasted frat boy ever. You can see all of his posts here.

It’s not often I wish I were back in college.  At the time, I was doughy, naive, and dressed exclusively like a homeless clown.  I also went to NYU (where I met Colin, GSMC overlord and beloved hot nude yoga partner), meaning that I probably could have spent less time on LiveJournal and more time figuring out how to not be a total dummy, frequenting stupid Manhattan twink bars every weekend, always to exit devastated that I couldn’t figure out I felt so unnerved and alone (answer: BECAUSE TWINK BARS ARE BREEDING GROUNDS FOR THE WORSTS).

However, Brendan in Apt. 4010 (otherwise known as MY DREAM HOUSE) at the Chinstrap Beard University could easily get me to sign up for grad school.  Because I know myself better now and would likely feel significantly more comfortable going out of my way to score a room in whatever stinky dorm room houses this guy who takes baths in cans of beer.

~*~*~<3 <3 BE MY STUDY PARTNER??? XoXo~*~*~

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