Retaygay Babies Are The Worst STD

Posted on March 3rd, 2008 by Colin

Thank god I can’t have them.

Whoops! I forgot about butt babies! How else will I ever fulfill my dreams of being a hot hipster dad?

3 Responses to “Babies Are The Worst STD”

  1. Elliott Says:

    On the other hand, do you know how much money you can make selling white babies on the black market?

    That kid was probably worth 7 g’s when he was born (twice that if the eyes stay blue).

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  2. kevin Says:

    Gee, kind of looks like behavior displayed on several occasions by GMSC ed. in his early years. It all works out eventually in the grand cosmic scheme of things.

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    Fist Patrick reply on March 4, 2008:

    Look. Brianne stole my dime with my birth year on it. It was the worst day of my life. It would have been yours too. Did I mention I never ever found another dime with my birth year? Childhood scars dad, childhood scars. I will never let that happen to a child.

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