Are you all watching the debates? Are you excited for the Sarah Palin nuclear meltdown tomorrow? I sure am excited to see that terrifying goddess of the north prove to be the largest embarrassment to American politics.

Remember how McCain saif he didn’t win Miss Congeniality in the Senate? Feels like ages ago. Here’s a reminder (fast forward to around 3:40).

McCain obviously forgot what happened to him in Vietnam. Luckily,  Stephen Spielberg made a a pretty sweet biopic about how he used his good looks to go under cover on an espionage mission. It won, like, 3 academy awards. I can’t believe how the internet has influences us; our cultural memory is now so short. You might remember it because of the famous line everyone’s always repeating, “I love the smell of lipstick in the morning.”

One Response to “Senator McCain, Tell Us What What Happened to You In Vietnam”

1. Vagenius Says:
   October 1st, 2008 at 11:52 am

   Totally running through my brain during the election. Over and over.

   Have you seen the movie? It’s SO FUNNY when Sandra Bullock falls. She’s walking and then, suddenly, she falls! Onto the floor!

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