Welcome Gambypants to the Social Crisis. He’s come here to share his dreams and pundit inspired hallucinations.  In this entry, he has a special date with Dick Cheney…

Last weekend i couldn’t find anyone to go watch meet the press or read the nation with over a Venti americano so i went fly fishing instead with Richard. (or as he’s known to Saudi Arabia and these United States, Vice President Dick Cheney, Esq.) We usually go alone. He needs the quiet time; I need companionship of a strong male. However this time i brought my friend Tammy aka chartreuse and soda. Dick was hesitant at first to have a woman infringe on our man love time, not to mention the media brouhaha over a grown man with a younger woman but I made a deal with him. And so she came.

And boy did she impress him! Not only did she have a grasp of energy policy but her fly fishing bested even Lynn’s long standing record of 23,000 guppies. We ended the day with Colt 45s.

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