Remember when we mentioned the Flutter Ponies? Well they are back and are showing their might, ready to take over the world. This shit’s worse than Independance Day.

All your little girls are the new Cylons; you can’t tell what side they are on so lock them all up.

WTF Marlon?!?!?! WTF!!!! Why did you send me this?!?!?!?!

However, the existence of this video did force me to ask a very important question. How is performance art changing with the advent of the internet? Is this just a tween crying out for attention?

OR

Could this be faked to make her look more “rolly polly” as the video titles it? I mean, somebody did make a fake, horrifying dildo video (NSFW!!!)… Is she making an important statement about body dysmorphia like Jenny Saville? Is this just the way that artists are transforming their work to keep up with current technology and social media?

Jenny Saville. Closed Contact #10, 1996.

It’s just so hard to believe in anything since the Internet started, guys.So I leave it up to you, give your response in this poll.

Take it! podcast number two with Amy of outfitsoutfits.com…

We talk fashions, sex, and sexting, pooping your pants, “oops I crapped my pants” pants, the 90s, Obsessed, Club Vampire, Pat Califia, Doing It For Daddy, and a whole lot more.

d/l it here.

Playlist:

Jens Lekamn – “You Are The Light”
Japanther – “Dump the Body in Rikki Lake”
Future Bible Heroes – “But You’re So Beautiful”
Joni Mitchell – “California”
M.I.A. – “Ba-na-na Skit”
Neutral Milk Hotel – “Naomi”
PNAU – “Embrace” (featuring Ladyhawke)
sexschool.ytmnd.com
Pavement – “Range Life”

You know what’s not funny? Swine Flu jokes. They are obvious and kind of lame and people chortle because it’s such topical humor. I mean, you have to read the front page of the news to get it, so obviously only intelligent “in the know” people will understand your biting wit with such a reference.

That still didn’t deter me from trying really hard to find a decent Swine Flu joke. The solution? LolzSw9Flu of course!1!!11!!

After discarding about 17 attempts that were just too offensive (in an inecesarily cruel way), obtuse, or just not funny and cute. It’s not easy being funny about Swine Flu! Got your own LolzSwineFlu? Share in the comments.

So I went to go see Obsessed this weekend with my buddies over at Steeez. We basically all got a bit hammered and enjoyed the fuck out of the movie. It was great, Ali Larter is a true early 90s villainous vixen. Beyonce wasn’t bad either, and Idris Alba is pretty foxy himself.

Keeez made this sweet re-cap. I think it pretty accurately describes the entire plot of the movie. This movie basically goes perfect with whiskey and coke. You basically can just get drunk at home and watch this YouTube video over and over and save yourself the cost of a movie ticket though.

Also, before going to see the movie that night, a friend of mine for real overheard this conversation at the dentist:

“the latin and black receptionists where like “yeahh. mmmhmmm we’re drinking sake bombs and going to see Obsessed“

Those receptionists had the right idea!

I took the “What Muppet are you?” quiz on facebook and my result was “You are Miss Piggy singing ‘Fuck The Pain Away’”

So I know you all have been really emo over Susan Boyle as of late. Yes, her performance was great. Yes, she’s a 47 year old virgin. And yes, some sleazy company in Cali has given her a million dollar porn deal (which is totally the grossest thing I can imagine). But what I need to know, why these guys over in Sweden’s version of the show aren’t getting noticed in all the _______ Has Talent hype these days.

Dear Knäckebröddansen -

You have proven true talent. You are more than just naked boys singing. May you rise out of Susan Boyle’s shadow and claim your own right in internet viral video history and find immortality in the realm of online memes.

Your true fan -

Al Gore
Creator of the Internet

Not that I am one to laugh at celebrities injuring themselves (I am one to laugh at celebrities injuring themselves), but did you hear? Madonna was thrown from a horse! And she’s blaming the paparazzi!  [full story here at Hamptons.com]:

Bridgehampton – The pop star Madonna was released from Southampton Hospital Saturday afternoon after suffering minor injuries and bruises from a fall while horseback riding at photographer Steve Klein’s West Kill Farm in Bridgehampton. According to accounts which are now being disputed, a freelance photographer startled the horse Madonna was riding when he reportedly emerged from a hedgerow to snap a photograph.

According to press accounts, publicist Liz Rosenberg relayed the incident in a statement claiming Madonna’s horse was startled by paparazzi. The freelance photographer in question has countered that his view was obstructed from where he parked on Scuttle Hole Road and since he did not have a clear shot he opted to leave. Upon seeing an ambulance arrive at the scene he reportedly returned to take a photograph.

Let us count the ways that this story is ridiculous:

1) She was at Steven Klein’s estate. Steven Klein might be most famous for his ridiculous (yet sexy?) photos in L’Uomo Vogue. Like that time he dressed up Aaron Carter like a club kid from the 90s? He wishes he could be styled as fresh as the original club kids, the “cutest things” ever to appear on the Joan Rivers show!

This is the company Madonna keeps? This guy is still photographing her alongside the hunks (i.e. the Brad Pitt shoot for Troy a couple years back) and twinks he usually photographs. He’s even photographed her with horses before and just recent shot her with her young Brazilian lover in some scenes that seem very reminiscent of Truth or Dare. I can’t think of anyone photographer more appropriate for an aging gay icon to be hanging out with. And then for this fantasy lifestyle to end with her face down in the mud bucked from a horse? Priceless. It’s the sort of stuff that could inspire a Marilyn Minter painting.

2) The name of the street the photographer is alleged to have ducked into is “Scuttle Hole Road” and all it makes me think of is the term “scuttlebutt”. A paparazzo working for a gossip rag hanging out on Scuttlebutt Road is like the most obvious set up for short storytoy wrote for your seventh grade english honors class. You got a C+. Read More!

Hey! GMSC is entering a new era! We’re podcasting! (What year is it again? 2003? I hear the podcasting is really hip and new and fresh)

In this flagship first episode of GMSC: A Podcast in Crisis Eliot (aka the author Vagenius here) and I talk about the most important topics of the week – The Hipster Grifter, weeping emo tweens, masturbation, auto-fellatio and the contortionists at Cirque du Soleil, the horror of manchattan.blogspot.com, Rudy Huxtable and strippers at Urge, my excitement over watching Club Vampire this week.

Also this awesome video:

Download our podcast from out podomatic page here!

What’s with this? Can we post nothing on this blog these days that doesn’t get removed due to copyright violations? The best response to the NOM gay marriage ad, the remix featuring it’s raining men created by our buddy Arch Noble,was pulled by YouTube this week for “copyright violation.” Yeah, whatever bigots. Rachel Maddow had something to say about this behavior, because NOM recently pulled one of Rachel’s own segments:

But you know what works and is legitimately fair use? Parody. Stephen Colbert made his own ad. Try and take this down NOM!