Witness “Fix My Dick.” Not entirely sure what this is, because Google doesn’t yield much and all the description says is that it’s by someone who goes by Christeene. But I do know this: I kind of have a crush on the bearded guy.

Update: A really sweet fan of our blog here sent in this video originally and just provided me with an awesome story about this video.

I can share with you what I know. Christeene is the alter-ego of drag queen Rebecca Havemeyer and actor/performance artist Paul Soileau. I’d seen Paul perform a couple of times and then he showed up at my birthday party last month and I got to visit with him a bit. A lot of my friends in Austin have been talking about this video since the shoot because it was apparently in some skanky apartment complex that really smelled, along with the fact that the man-dancers apparently like to rock their underarm man-funk. Hard.
As we all do in Central Texas, intentionally or not.

I don’t wear deodorant because I like to rock my underarm man scent myself. I get away with it but it’s a lot colder up here in Brooklyn.

So me and some friends, like.. a year ago back when I had hair and hipster glasses, made a music video to “Careless Whisper.” I only sing George Michael and Elton John songs when I go to karaoke and this is one of my standards. This is what happened when we made a video inspired by my karaoke antics:

I am kind of dying… I’m so happy it finally got edited. But it’s ridiculous and I forgot what I looked like back when I had hair and no tattoos… so it’s.. bittersweet?

This morning I was sent a web site that really seeks to use the web to it’s full magical potential and drag us all slowly into The World of Lisa Frank. Cornify is the #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, giving websites sparkle around the world. It’s a little application you can add to your favorites toolbar that will allow you to splash unicorns and rainbows on any web page on demand.

Now you’ll never have to pay attention to bad news again.

This sure beats closing my eyes and praying that the Flutter Ponies come and make the bad men go away. If only only life on Earth was as harmonious as life in Flutter Valley.

Anderson Cooper is auctioning himself off as a date! Go wild guys!

But calm down for a second, because it’s just for lunch. Not the steamy candlelit dinner you dreamed about last night. But hopefully it’s lunch at Michael’s and you can at least pretend to be part of the media elite.

Now I’ve never been attracted to The Coop. I think he has no lips and looks kind of like a skinny WASP in a way that would just mean a lot of sharp edges to deal with in bed. Doesn’t look like fun to me. But I really hope he fetches a pretty penny because it’s for a very important cause, Bailey House. However, if I was to hang out and get wasted with any news caster though, it would be Diane Sawyer. That lady seems like a fun drunk. (Side note: What’s with me and LOLgraphics recently?)

But on a serious note guys, it’s a really great thing that The Coop is willing to use his celebrity to try and get funded for an organization that provides services such as Bailey House. In this economy, critical budget cuts are destroying critical services in HIV education, prevention, and care that could have an extreme impact on the gay community. As private funders for non profit services began to dry up, the city has reduced up to 42% of it’s funding for HIV/AIDS services, hitting city funded housing especially hard, and St. Vincent’s HIV center has been forced to close it’s landmark PrEP program. Hats off the Anderson Cooper, a celebrity who has never issued a public statement about his homosexuality, for putting his name on the line for a cause often associated with LGBT communities during a very critical time. The full auction index is here.

Angela Lansbury is flawless.

She was by far the best Ms. Lovett in any version of Sweeney Todd; she owned that role. She was also in Bed Knobs and Broomsticks, which is arguably one of the best children’s movies made for my generation. And who could forget her in Murder She Wrote. She’s a talented actress with boat loads of integrity.

But did you know she was the star of her very own vanity project a la the classic viral video “Welcome to my Home”?

This currently is my top rated viral vid of 2009. A good start to a new year.

[via Fey Friends]

So me and my best friend in the world, Eeez, who you might also know as Erin Williams on The City, did an episode of Eeez’s new food demo show called FOOD where we made Mark Bittman’s herb crusted tahini pan fried chicken, and also our own chive mashed potatoes and some mom style(meaning sliced almonds and sauteed) haricot verts. Here is what happened:

This is an indie movie. Or something? Or is it just a parody trailer? Someone help.

Is that Fred Armisen with a quick cameo around 0:32? Someone help.

Hi guys. Meet my new boyfriend. He’s so dreamy and so good at… physics (if you get my drift).

Oh George Ramirez! You’re MY American idol! (Sigh)

[via Videogum]

Did you all know that hipsters gays sometimes sell themselves? Joe Pompeo decided to that this was worth a huge profile in the New York Observer. Often they are poor artists! Trying to fund projects

I feel like I heard this story before. Many times. Just two years ago, I remember Daniel Cartier getting a lot of press for making an album, and in interviews he mentioned in interviews how he used to escort to make cash. I myself have known guys that explored hustling as a mode of income back in the 90s when the economy was booming, guys that I could probably identify as hipster artist types. I hardly buy that somehow our recent recession is driving a new thriving rent boy economy and sparking hip looking men to the escort industry. But it makes for a good journalistic angle! Right?

Most importantly this made me wonder what type of rent boy I’ll be forced to become when the economy collapses and the class gap is so large I have no choice but to rent myself for orgies in the Village inspired by Caligula. I think I have a solution to make sure I stand out and can charge the big bucks.

Rent Boy Handle:  Daikon Radish
Tagline: Let’s see where I can fit
Specialty: Fitting in tight spaces, also pickling
Profile Pic:

Rate: $7340 a night

Obviously I would be marketed towards only the most high end clients, like that old dreamboat Elliott Spitzer! Maybe he’s marry me and it would be a hustler to housewife story just like Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend.

How would you sell yourself if you had to?

I saw this today and lost it. Now, I’m probably just a nerd, since I think this was genius and it made me laugh so hard I cried. But maybe there’s something to it. Witness the best redux of the Stars Wars Trilogy I have ever seen. This basically tells the story how it really is. Also, note the new homosexual pairing that happens at the end. Is it ok for me to fantasize about Luke and Hans being lovers? (no, no it is not ok you nerd.)

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi.