Forgive me, babies, for not finishing this earlier. It’s been a couple weeks now since the end of my cleanse. I’d have wrapped this up earlier, but I’ve been too busy macing people on the streets who try to jump me because I’m so goddamn skinny now. Perhaps you’d like to see some before and after photos?

Before:

See the exciting results of eating nothing for two weeks - after the jump!

Thin and fabulous:

That’s right, bitches.

Now, supposedly, you do gain some of the weight back. But it’s okay. I’m prepared for this. I have an outfit specially designed to keep everything in place. Do you want to see it? Of course you do:

You can’t tell, but I actually weigh 367 pounds in this photo. That’s the magic of this Metropolis-inspired couture corset/robo-suit. Now, seriously - who wouldn’t fuck me in this? It would be like having sex with C-3PO, and we all know we’ve fantasized about that while frantically masturbating under our Star Wars sheets. But I digress.

God, I am so thin and fuckable. STD City, here I come!

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