So since the last podcast, we have been sent one picture. It was not a picture of someone spelling their name with piss, as we requested, but instead a beautiful picture of hog’s head cheese.

Our listener who submitted this says in his email:

I worked really hard to catch the reflection of the light on the smooth jelly surface. Gross, now my fingers smell like pig brain. Insert bad swine flu joke here.

Recently I was sent a recipe from this same dinner where I had lamb’s head cheese, from the blog of one of the chefs, Cath, who made this amazing carrot, curry ice cream. I’ll hopefully be giving this a go in the near future, as my good friends Keez and Eeez over at Steeez recently acquired an ice cream maker.

While hitting up Eeez on gchat to try and get permission to use the their ’scream maker, the topic changed to what our lives would be like if we were famous actor super models and all the disgusting things we would have to eat. Head cheese would never be on the menu… instead? Non-fat cottage cheese. Our conversation after the jump. Friendship cottage cheese is not my friend.

me: i would not currently be eatting chipotle for lunch if I was trying to be an actor model
Eeez: Hahaha o no
me: i would have eaten nonfat cottage cheese
and like
some cantaloupe
and one lettuce leaf
Eeez: Ew
me: actually the whole thing would be served in the lettuce leaf
on a white plate
in a gross diner by Penn Station
Eeez: A small plate
A tea saucer
me: totes
omg, speaking of which?
Friendship brand nonfat cottage cheese
MAY BE the grossest thing ever
like, I kind of like cottage cheese, but it’s so different brand to brand
Eeez: Not my friend
me: I accidentally bought the friendship non fat
COULD NOT EAT
it was like a solid lump of curds, almost no moisture, salt, and like… weird thickening agents
i had to toss it
Eeez: Ewwwwwww
Bad friend
me: but yeah, if I was a model actor
it would be part of my diet
because being a model actor means low carbs and gross proteins
Eeez: Totes
Growteins
Being a model means only eating things that are so gross you don’t eat them, and then feel starving was the best choice
me: or the “champagne and cigarettes diet!!!”
Eeez: Oooh
me: and you have to announce that that is your diet really loudly while on a cell phone
“Hi Amanda – I’m on the CHAMPAGNE AND CIGARETTES DIET”
Eeez: But u have to be like “so I wanna be a supermodel” host and not move ur face or mouth when u talk at all times to prevent wrinkles
me: tyson ford approves
Eeez: Awesome ventriliquey
me: i miss you!
let’s hang and make curry ice cream soon

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