All The News That's Fit To Fist Silly Homos!

Posted on January 22nd, 2008 by Vagenius

The Gray Lady took a trip to Williamsburg recently to spill the beans on what gay male hipsters do:

  • Bump
  • Grind
  • Repeat
  • Grow beards
  • Wear cowboy boots and Converse sneakers
  • Have money
  • Like Britney Spears (ironically…?)
  • Talk like girls who talk like babies
  • Be generally icky

…Yeah, that’s about right.

Bump. Grind. Repeat. [NYT]

Photo by Willie Davis/Veras via villagevoice.com

One Response to “Silly Homos!”

  1. Fist Patrick Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 am

    “revelers huddled on the graffiti-covered roof, smoking Marlboro Reds, showing off their tattoos and making out in the chilly dark.”

    What? That never happens. No one shows off their tattoos and most people smoke light cigarettes. Also… possibley retarded article. That place is often very empty, aka the other night on a three day weekend Sunday when I stopped by and decided instead to go to The Cock because it was so dead.

    Iz Sugarland. Iz not so gr8 akchuily.

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