I’ve been hanging on the edge of the Crisis for a while now, trolling the site and waiting for the perfect moment to expose myself. It was only a few weeks ago that I went through the rigorous initiation and promptly wrote and deleted a post in one afternoon. Suffice to say, a gun that shoots glitter tends to speak for itself, and all I could really muster were a few epithets about shitting glitter and the like. That said, today the sun rises on a new age, marking the triumphant addition of me LA to the otherwise New York-focal site. Sure my city has no condoms with subway fonts, or The Metropolitan, but sex and intoxication is the same everywhere. And, dare I say it, living in Williamsburg does not include affirmation of homo-sovereignty, it merely seems to. So allow me to segue to something that is just soo LA right now, Meth Advertising.

Those smitten with ‘Tina are up for a real treat this month. Billboards are up all over the city, putting a face to the hollowed out lightbulbs found in Star Jones’ house back alleys. Gone are the campaigns of yesterday, raising awareness that your meth habit is problematic if you’re “using on the weekdays”. No, no, no… this is how you get people to stop using…

Perfect skin and a designer tank! Of course! I had thought for a moment that I’d want to avoid meth, but now I’m frantically hoping a shop opens up next to the Apple Store at the grove. After glancing at the website, it became readily apparent that ascot-donning director Joel Schumacher probably had a thing or two to do with the beauties with the sad faces and vaselined cheeks. I have to hand it to MeNotMeth for raising my awareness, I just always figured there would be more of a horror when confronted with the face of meth. Because ladies, shit does happen.

puppy!

Now I’m going to go post these on cuteoverload. For more info and pictures see MeNotMeth.org

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