Posted on September 25th, 2008 by Colin
So I guess Lindsay Lohan kind of officially came out? She “admitted” she was dating Sam Ronson? I don’t think saying that you’ve been seeing someone for a very long time is really the same as blurting out “I’m Gay/Queer/Lesbian/Trans” but whatever. Across the pond, The Mirror seems to think her response on Loveline was good enough to qualify as an official outting. I’m personally a little more concerned because Lindsay and Sam’s relationship has begun to affect my friend’s dreams.

Amy: i had a dream last night that ended with me holding lindsey lohan while she sobbed and was o’ding on drugs
actually i kind of like saved her from o’ding on drugs
i was sam ronson
haah it was freakishly vivid
i was sobbing too….it was very intense, watching lindsey od on herion
lindsey’s eyes were like rolling back in here head
and we were in this like darkened forest glen thing
me: omg
so amazing!
Amy: it was the kind of think where i woke up and was like, ‘oh god i hope i’m not crying or making weird noises or something” ahhaha cause i was with [guy she is dating]
hahah dreaming about lindsey lohan
me: haha!
and about being her lesbian lover
Amy: well it was like, waaaaayy more intesnse then that
like i don’t know if we were really romantically invovled
but it was some like “YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS” shit
hahah
me: soooo good
Amy: hahah
now i can’t stop thinking about lindsey lohan
i mean shit, maybe i should write her a letter