All The News That's Fit To Fist Fuck The DOH

Posted on June 25th, 2008 by Colin

I can’t beleive they’re shuttering Metropolitan during pride week. Fuck the Department of Health!!! From Eater:

Williamsburg: Sure it’s no Veniero’s or Bao Noodles even, but we bet there are a couple of you out there who’d be saddened to know that Metropolitan Avenue bar Metropolitan has been shuttered by the DOH. And remember restaurateurs in the burgh, when the DOH strikes, they often do a neighborhood sweep. So put on those hair nets and restock the soap in the servers stations pronto.

Oh man. I can’t beleive they’re closing Metro during Pride week. Where am I supposed to go after the parade on Sunday?!?!?!?! Remember that time I drunkenly made out with someone outside of the bar and then they fell on their face and bled all over the sidewalk?

Blood In Front of Metropolitan

Good times!

But seriously, anyone have any tips about why this happened? It’s very upsetting.

5 Responses to “Fuck The DOH”

  1. hannah Says:

    we should have a sit in. a sit on? a circle jerk like for their going to do for the meat rack? but (mostly) instead of for the gays right to sex in the woods, for our right to drink $7 daquiris in an overheated backyard?

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  2. hannah Says:

    they’re, ugh.

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  3. vitamin duh Says:

    it was closed because a permit (1) had expired. it was a food service permit ( WE DONT SELL FOOD) it woulda been open monday but the BOH havent gotten off its racist homophobic ass and made a new inspection of the permits. it’s not because it smells like shit ( stop throwing the shot glasses down the toilet and shitting in the urinal.)

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  4. vitamin duh Says:

    …..or at least do it over at alligator

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  5. Jake Says:

    Blood on the sidewalk…hot.

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