I Can Love Whoever I Want There Are Just Too Many Hot Roller Derby Guys To Keep Track Of!!1!11!!

Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Colin
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I wanted to sincerely thank you all for all your awesome comments and submissions for new hot roller derby coaches and referees that I should be oggling that I missed before.Special shout out to longtime reader Arch Noble for his FOUR great submissions, two of which I have crazy crushes on.

I’m also learning new things about the derby world. Commenter Romo used the word “merby”? What is this “merby”? Is it just a bunch of hot alternative-ish dudes in tights beating each other up? Because that also sounds like a wet dream I had the other night.

Since you all made that entry one of the more popular things written here in a while, I wanted to repost some of your awesome submissions. With some added teen-beat commentary, duhz.

Bench Coach Magnum P.I.M.P. of St. Louis’ Arch Rival Rollergirls

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Manager Johnny Arson, CT Roller Derby

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The infamous Mr. Rawk of Seattle, formerly of the Gotham City Roller Derby. (note: A lot of you responded “ew” to this, but whatevs, dude seems like a good time.)

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Bench Coach Dr. Feel Good of the Carolina Rollergirls.

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CupplesSk8, a referee with the Carolina Rollergirls.

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Coach Bomb from Maine Roller Derby. Too bad about the results of Question 1 or else I’d propose! (too soon?)

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5 Responses to “There Are Just Too Many Hot Roller Derby Guys To Keep Track Of!!1!11!!”

  1. Smarty McFly Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    I nominate referee Percy Controll from Arch Rival Roller Girls: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=63142236&albumID=2758863&imageID=45662704

    and referee Hunter Stompson from B.A.D. Girls:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/missmoxxxie/3746246625/

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  2. Ms. D'fiant Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Can this be a regular feature?

    Angel City’s Conan the Vegetarian – http://www.properfurniture.net/about.php

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  3. x-khan Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    dude. you are hecka funny.

    and it is not merby it is DANGLE DERBY.

    DANGLE DERBY = boys dressing up and trying to be bad asses like girls.

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  4. Ms. D'fiant Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    can this be a regular installment?

    hilarious.

    for your oogling pleasure Angel City’s Head Ref, Conan the Vegetarian – http://www.properfurniture.net/about.php

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  5. Maschine Says:
    December 14th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Don’t forget men’s derby teams

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