Posted on July 30th, 2008 by Colin
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I’m leaving for the West Coast guys. Going camping with some friends. Going camping in conjunction with Lazy Bear Weekend!
The only problem with this is that as publisher and editor of this blog, there will be nothing new here to entertain you until I get back. The Social Crisis will return in a week, ya’ll.
But really, guys, I’m going to be camping and running around in the woods and making masks. I need to know my spirit animal for this crazy vision quest I’m about to embark on in northern California. Some have suggested that it’s a red panda, although I think I’m more like a koala. Obviously an internet poll posted in my absence is the best way to determine this. Find the poll after the jump.
See you in a week.
Bonus List for New Readers. A quick round up of some of my favorite articles on the Social Crisis to keep you all busy:
- “The Best Pair Of Pants” Or “How To Make Eyeballs Bleed” by Colin
- Nell Carter Haunts My Dreams by Vagenius
- Josh and Josh Are Rich and Fuck Themselves by Colin
- Why You Don’t Need To See The Sex and The City Movie by Colin
- President Sassypants by Gambypants
- “Do You Think I Can Ironically Rock That? Or Will Someone Try To Stick A Colon Snake Up My Butt?” by Colin
- Xmas Means L. Lo by Elliott
- You’re Invited by Meat Picnic
- I Have The Most Popular Colon by Colin

August 2nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Monkey faced pig is the closest to the original incarnation of “monkey-man”.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
First thing, you can”t ask other people what your spirit animal is, you have to figure it out for yourself. second thing, don”t think of this as a joke, it’s not. i find it disgusting you think this is something to laugh about. i wish i could have found this earlier, I actually feel sorry for you.
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