Who The Fuck Is That Hipster? Just Say No To Ugly Knit Hood Things

Posted on November 9th, 2008 by Colin

Can someone explain to me why this exists? It makes me so angry. Like… WTF white people. H8 you so much. Please never go around spreading meaningful messages in a weird knit hoodie ever. Also, please don’t put on a vinyl album in the morning and dance around your room in the clothes you slept in. It’s just weird and nobody likes the way you smell when you forget to change your clothes because you’re too busy dancing for your own narcissistic gratification.

Via HRO.

Fun fact: This takes place in Seattle! On Capitol Hill by the reservoir! How authentically alternative!

5 Responses to “Just Say No To Ugly Knit Hood Things”

  1. BradOFarrell Says:

    I hate everything about this girl.

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  2. kevin Says:

    More fun facts - shot a block and a half from ed.’s aunt’s apartment. I think ed.’s aunt would hate this girl too.

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  3. Vag Says:

    Really? REALLY?

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  4. patrick Says:

    this is the part where i come in and say - ‘omg but it was a joke!’. funny, i would ‘h8′ this character as well IF she existed in real life. (the actual girl under the knit hood? i like her.)

    p.s.
    your anger has inspired me to make more hipster videos

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    Colin reply on November 10, 2008:

    Yessss!!! post more hipster vids! love to h8 white peeps!

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