Posted on June 19th, 2008 by Colin
So I’m recently kind of obsessed with pretending to be the worst type of hipster ever and now this blog also. Perhaps my obsession is even bordering on pathological because I had to start a tumblr account for a fictional hipster named Cindi today to get it out of my system. Follow it and imagine she’s real and get endless laughs.
That being said I have a new game. Take a one of Jenny Holzer’s Truisms and replace a key noun with “hipster.”
- A lot of hipsters are crackpots
- A hipster means a lot just by itself
- A hipster can’t know what it is to be a mother
- A strong sense of hipster imprisons you
- Absolute hipster can be a form of freedom
- A relaxed hipster is not necesarily a better hipster
- Abuse of hipster comes as no surprise
- Hipster is just as dangerous as complacency
- At times your hipster is truer than you conscious mind
- Being hipster is more important than anything else
Endless hilarity guys.
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June 19th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Do u feel guilt 4 reading HR?
Would u like 2 c more AZN alt bros show their peens?
Do u kno where I can get an anny bead necklace?
Which is better–Gay Men’s Social Crisis or tugging urself while listening 2 Justice remixes?
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July 1st, 2008 at 7:05 am
can i just say that the term “tugging” makes me want to vom every time i see it? i am not sure why i find it so offensive. maybe because it makes me think of that horrible video of all the straight dudes sitting around literally tugging on their flacid wangs. UGH.
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