So this weekend I got hit on on Friday by a 70 year old drunk woman? Because I put on “Crank Dat(Soulja Boy)” on the jukebox? We were busy playing jenga in the back, and of course I think it’s cool to put on bad music. Obviously I chose Soulja Boy because this video exists, and I have been obsessed with it for months.

This was last weekend. Why am I writing about a chance encounter in a bar with a 50 year old cougar all the way on Wednesday? Because I was reading my New Yorker today and figured out who this lady probably was from a profile in the March 31st issue by Amanda Fortini.

That would be Lynda Rae Resnick, creator of PomWonderful, pictured here at one of Arianna Huffington’s parties (courtesy ViewImages… and of course Google’s image search). She hit on me at South 4th Bar because she LOVES Soulja Boy. So for the record, Lynda Resnick loves Soulja Boy, dive bars, and pomegranates. And young gay men doing the Soulja Boy dance. You’re living the dream, Lynda, living the dream.

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