Remember my sworn vendetta against Josh and Josh Are Rich And Famous and all they stand for?

Thanks to the wonderful Vagenius, this little gem has just come my way. It appears one of the Joshes posted the following picture picture on his facebook with the caption “hanky code 101.”

Josh, what you are advertising is a little more than “101.” This is more like a full on PhD in ass gymnastics. According to this online guide to the hanky codes, a red hanky in the right hand back pocket means that that the wearer is looking to receive a good fisting. Josh Koll — you slut! That sort of behavior will not land you the sort of gay, married lifestyle recently featured in the NYT you are so very jealous of. You’re much more likely to just end up with a prolapsed rectum.

One Response to “Josh and Josh Are Rich and Love to Get Fisted”

1. Dylan "Thrillin'" Palmer Says:
   May 19th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

   Alternately, he could be into being shaved (the white lines). If this is the case, I think it’s time to send someone in undercover. Here’s what I suggest:
   First, dress said undercover GMSC agent in Prada, douse him in Lacoste cologne, give him a fauxhawk, and print out a fake memoir (with a very hip, Chuck Klosterman-esque cover) to carry around, and set him loose in Metropolis. And wait. Eventually, one of the Joshes will snap him up. After a couple of months of earning his trust, Josh will eventually reveal his interest in being shaved. And that’s he finally makes his move. The evening begins innocently enough — with a jaunt to Kim’s to rent Un Chien Andalou (as foreshadowing) and a stop at Meet The Johnsons for a drink. It ends wonderfully, beautifully, gloriously with our noble agent holding a rusty straight raiser, covered in a Josh’s blood and the words, “Oops, I slipped.”

   Any volunteers?

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