Posted on November 16th, 2007 by Elliott
Meet Ben Johnson, chairman of the Iowa Federation of College Republicans:
“Irregardless of your opinions, the American soldier is someone who needs to be respected, someone who needs to be honored.”Oh reeeeeaaaaalllly Benjamin? Pbbbbblllllttttt.
Perhaps he should start listening to Jamie Stewart of Xiu Xiu:
from Support Our Troops Oh! -
Did you know you were going to shoot
off the top of a four year old girl’s head
And look across her car-seat down into her skull
And see into her throat and did you know
that her dad would say to you,
“Please sir, can I take her body home?”
Oh wait, you totally did know… that that would happen
Cause you’re a jock who was too stupid and too greedy
And too unmotivated to do anything else but still be
The biggest and still do what other people tell you to do
You did it to still be a winner
You shot your grenade launcher into peoples’ windows and
Into the doors of peoples’ houses
why should I care if
you get killed?
That being said, I’d still totally fuck the Republican out of you, Benji. Call me!
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November 19th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Yeah, this beautiful, complicated, crazy thing we call human sexuality presents me with the paradox that based solely on how they are presenting themselves in the examples listed above, I would fuck the shit out of Benji and reject Jamie Stewart. Call me crazy, but I am totally turned on by creepy, vaccuous recitations of everything i hate, while grossed out by politicized self-righteous sour grapes. Also, he moans too much for me.
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November 19th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Is that a “support our troops” bumper sticker I see on your SUV, Olsky?
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November 25th, 2007 at 4:18 am
I’d simply like to point out that, “irregardless,” is not a word.
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