Oh, the SeaTac Mall. How it brings me back. I wonder if I was home this year I’d hear the much dreaded “Christmas in the Northwest” as I shopped in my hometown grocery store.

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you forgot the chick who was 8 months pregers and miscarried as a result of said trampling. This is spiritual decline in its most obtuse form.

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This is so crazy! Can you imagine getting killed over a Wii? losing your life for a game system? Now we can officially say from now on that Black Friday literally kills people. Might be the only good thing to come out of this. I feel so bad for that worker & their family.

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Devout Saudi Arabians trample each other to death on the Hajj, their pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecca.

Devout Americans trample each other to death on Black Friday, their annual pilgrimage to the temples of capitalism.

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You’re posting this from the food court at the mall, aren’t you? Tell the truth! As for “what were they shopping for” (i.e. gift suggestions), I’m not sure there’s an It toy/game this year. Don’t sweat it though, your cousins will love their gay uncle just the same.

I’m kidding — throwing you off track. All that HSM and XBox merch is already tough to find without competition like you out there.

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