Did you know that the URL chokerz4men.com exists? My friend Gabe just pointed it out. I thought it would be this:

But it’s actually this:

If Bang Bang was still a store in Chelsea, they’d  totally stock this shit. There’s even a grouping of styles called “Elegance.” I can think of nothing more elegant than a the adult equivalent of a charm bracelet. It’s perfect for a night out on the town, to say… Buddakan or Arena when you come in on the weekends to Penn Station on the LIRR.

These chokers will also go great with that thong that has a platinum clasp in the back which spells out S-E-X-Y above your butt that you ordered from International Male in 1998. Wish that style wasn’t discontinued. I need it one for Fire Island this summer.

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