You all watch the debates right? I assume all three of my regular readers of of a well informed ilk. What was up with that weird “Joe the plumber” bit? Is this some sort of Internet meme I am unaware of? Is”Joe the plumber” the next “I drink you milkshake” or “no homo”?

I love how Barack looks at the camera in these debates and really “speaks” to me. It makes my heart flutter/gives me a boner.

So this discourse logically raises the question: what are you all being for Halloween? I think this debates has inspired me. Considering how unseasonably warm October has been in New York this year, I think I can finally dress as a slutty (fill in the blank) on the day of our Pagan festival of spirits. I’m thinking I’ll be slutty “joe the plumber.” It will look kind of like this:

Do you think this is what Joe looks like? It’s the number two image on GIS when I look up “sexy plumber.”  I’d let him sure buy my (small) business. But what are you all being for Halloween?

One Response to “How the Debates Inpspired Me to Show More Skin This Halloween”

1. JJS III Says:
   October 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 am

   UGH, you totally stole my costume. As someone born with the name “Joe”, I’ve been debating between “Joe the Plumber” and “Joe Six Pack”. Unfortunately I can’t embody the quote “Can I call you Joe?” and I have too much hair to be Joe Biden.

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