Enjoy Your Fashions Fringe Shades Are The New Shutter Shades

Posted on February 26th, 2009 by Colin
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Are fringe shades the new shutter shades? I was really hoping I’d be able to find these for purchase on St. Marks sometime soon but no one has appeared to fill the market void. Has anyone seen these for purchase anywhere?

Diva Glasses

Because I am just SUCH A DIVA!!!1!!11!! I definately need a pair of these. And when you can’t find something in the stores (stores = on the street for 10 dollars or less on St. Marks). It means it’s time to do it yourself. Caft night!

My buddies at Steeez and I are having a little blogger party, and my goal for the night is to successfully make a pair of these for myself. While everyone else plays board games and drinks, I plan on sitting in the corner frustrating myself with my lack of small motor skills and knowledge of craft. Here’s a basic diagram of how these spectacular spectacles are made (after the jump):

How to make Beyonce's Fringe shades

I wasn’t an alchemy major or anything, so I’m not really sure if this formula will work. It’s kind of like splitting an atom or creating hydrogen fuel, you need to know a lot about the properties of these materials and whether or not their charges will attract. But this looks just about right for me. Anyone have an alchemy book I can borrow to double check my work? It should be next to your book on phrenology.

Next, Anyone know how I can swipe some of Kanye’s nail clippings?

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