Guess what? I did you all a huge favor. I made some crappy clips of the movie on my tiny hand held videocam, so now you NEVER have to see the movie because you can see all the pivotal scenes and female squealing you want right here on the interwebs. I broke this down into the three key scenes anyone might see this horrible endorsement of both consumerism and the general enslavement of the female population.

#1 Carrie changes into some outfits.

#2 The pivotal scene where Big leaves Carrie at the altar.

#3 And of course, Charlotte pooping herself.

Now that I’ve made your life complete you can go ahead and hang yourself with your chunky belt you got at Anthopologie because you couldn’t afford Marc Jacobs. That is unless YouTube has taken these down by the time you read this… let’s see how long this lasts.

2 Responses to “Why You Don’t Need To See The Sex And The City Movie”

1. cholsky Says:
   June 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am

   I heard there was also a surprise ending and a close-up shot of a big, limp penis. But what’s the surprise ending? Whose penis is it? Can I really skip all 8 hours of the movie without knowing those things?

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   Vagenius reply on June 3, 2008:

   The surprise twist is that the movie’s really good. Like, REALLY good.

   No, I’m kidding. The surprise twist is that there’s a Black lady in the movie, and she doesn’t play a bus driver.

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