Posted on May 29th, 2008 by Colin
Know what I once liked but have grown to hate? Motherfucking Sex and the City.
I have a plan for the movie coming out this weekend. Basically I am going to sneak a flask into the theater, heckle the movie, and basically make the movie an unpleasant experience for it’s droves of fans that just can’t seem to see that Sex and the City is slowly destroying everything that makes New York actually great with it’s nuclear fire breath and laser eyes.
Gabe Liedman and I had a little chat the other day and I think we have this down.
me: omg, should I get S and the C tickets?
is it too late!!!!!!
Gabe: nooooope
me: i want to do a project called “Project Infiltrate The Manolos” or something like that we’re I get boisterously drunk and act like an asshole at the opening night
Gabe: hahahahaha you def should
me: “omg…. YOU ARE JUST LIKE MIRANDA”
“AND I AM SOOO LIKE SAMANTHA!!!”
“BUT REALLY I’M LIKE CARRIE BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES ME!!!”
fabulous!
Gabe: lolol
im getting a polan spring bottle
and filling it with cosmo
and wearing a bodysuit
me: HAHAHAHA
Gabe: and a huuuuge hat so the bitch behind me cant see
me: omg, I am lol-ing at work
you need to wear sunglasses in the theater as well
Gabe: deeeefinitely
and smoke the whole time
and use my blackberry
me: except Carrie gave up smoking for Aiden!!!
REMEMBER!!!
Gabe: youre right
fuck
ill never be able to do that
me: you can still put nicotine patches all over your body and bitch about needed a ciggarette during key scenes
Gabe: hahahaha perfect
and im going to narrate everything outloud the whole day leading up to it
“in a city with two million single gays, can someone please check me out back please”
FYI, Gabe’s a funny guy who has funny chats, you can check them all out on his blog.
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May 29th, 2008 at 9:47 am
My co-worker just got upset because I said that Jennifer Hudson can’t act.
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