Resident non-fag-hag Eeez from steeez.com occasionally likes to offer her tidbits of wisdom to the gays. Today, she takes a totally fuckin’ awesome survey that you should respost all over your spaces.

Hi Everyone! I’m so whatever right now since I’m on my period and I thought I’d just kill some time on IE!!!

So *sometimes* when I get really bored at my temp job, I post these surveys on Myspace.com. They’re not serious or anything, mostly it’s just info about me, like, who’s the last person who hugged me? Anyway it’s not super important or anything. But this question totally hit me: Do you have more guy friends or girl friends?

The short answer is that I *definitely* have more guy friends, but I never really thought about why. I mean, it’s just that girls are kind of bitches. They are really competitive about boys and all they really care about is hair and nails. When I’m with my guy friends, I don’t know, I just feel like I can have a glass of Riesling and sit back and be myself. OK well anyway, here’s the survey. Enjoy!

1. What’s your name?

Duh!

2. Do you turn on the water before you get in the shower or during?

Before because you have to make sure the temperature is right.

3. What’s the 5^th text in your Inbox:

“btw it’s spelled hypocrisy”

4. Do you have more guy friends or girl friends?DEFINITELY guy friends.

5. Do you not like girls for some reason?

It’s not that I don’t like girls per se, although yeah, I kind of don’t like girls. When I’m out with my friends I don’t want to be all competitive and like, who looks better and who has the best chance with that hot Williamsburg guy. I just want to be myself!

6. So who are you?

That’s a really serious question.

7. Okay so why do you like boys so much as friends.

Because they are really funny and smart and cool. That’s what I look for in people.

8. Do you have a best friend?

Well I don’t really like labels, but yeah, I do. His name is Folin Citzpatrick.

9. Weird.

Yeah, I think his mom is a hippie.

10. What’s his deal?

Folin is just a really good person. We do all kinds of stuff together, like go on trips to Queens with all our other guy friends, and work on blogs and other art projects. He really inspires me which is sooooooo great.

11. Blog?

Yeah, like make websites. He just made one about Gay people, www.socialcrisis.net. It’s so cool. But secretly sometimes I get a little bummed because, you know, I *know* I’m not a gay guy or anything, but I really just want to feel accepted by my guy friends too, like how I accept them, and it’s difficult, because sometimes there are things I just can’t be a part of.

12. I don’t want to go there.

But I do, that’s the thing. I mean, not like *literally* or anything. I don’t know. I just wish that girls weren’t such bitches.

Oops, brb my boss is on the phone…

K, I’m back.

13. You are so FagHaggicapped.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD GMSC!!!

<3,

Eeez

One Response to “Girls Are Kind Of Bitches”

1. Keeez Says:
   November 16th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

   america’s next top smartest fag-hag

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