Vagenius, also known as fellow creator of GMSC Eliot, occasionally stops by to give is opinions on various topics and guys he’d like to do. This is one of his posts. You can see all of them here:

Having not posted in a while, suffice it to say I’ve got a lot on my mind (and I know that Arch Noble and the Manhunt blog guy are just waiting with baited breath because, let’s face it, I’m CRAZY important, you guys).

However, this isn’t the time or place (okay, well, yes, it is the place) for me to spout rhetoric or wax philosphical about issues facing gender, sexuality, and queer identification.  Nah, you guys, today’s a different kind of day.  In fact, it’s a day I’ve declared The Day I Found A Twink I’d Like To Enter.

As a gentleman who fancies himself a fan of mostly the “bear-friendly” crowd (by which I mean dudes with facial scruff, body hair, deep voices, muscular legs, and tattoos – BONER TOWN, “POP.” ME!), the “twink” is a body type to which I virtually pay no attention.  Of course, the feeling is often mutual, but nevertheless, my wiener could tell you firsthand (yes, she talks!) that little is less appealing than a torso resembling that of a tween girl.  No.  Thanks.

HOWEVER, the power of dance has changed all that in thanks to Curtis, or MrTinydancer88 (duh #1), a young (duh #2), entirely hairless (duh #3) musical theater actor (duh #4, 5, and 6) who has taken to dancing shirtless (duh #7) on YouTube in videos that showcase his mindblowingly skillful ability to Booty Dance.   Like only the most savvy of the ghetto princesses who popularized the dance, this fag pops his ass, makes it bounce, and, in the process, makes me forget that he’s wearing a girl’s headband (duh #8), has a BELLY BUTTON PIERCING (duh #9), and is essentially beckoning for a gang bang (duh #10) in front of his best gal pal (duh #11).

It’s sick, it’s twisted, and I can’t believe I want him to take off his cutoff sweatpants (duh #12).

6 Responses to “If Given The Opportunity, I Would Totally Penetrate This Twink”

1. Arch Says:
   August 13th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

   Has anyone — who isn’t completely distracted by how far Curtis’s clenched ass muscles extend way past his sweatpants and into his lower back — figured out what that tattoo on his right hip is?

   Does this mean all twinks now have a shot with Vagenius? Or is this newfound appreciation booty poppin’ specific? I’ll take my answers off the air.

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   Vagenius reply on August 17, 2009:

   “Have a shot” = “look at”

   In the words of my friend, comedian and provocateur Gabe Liedman, “that’s the policy!”

2. Dewitt Says:
   August 14th, 2009 at 9:29 am

   We’ve already drafted a post about this, obviously.

   Kidding… we’re not that easy.

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   Colin reply on August 17, 2009:

   We value you as half of our readership of 2! It’s kind of awesome that most of our incoming links come from NSFW blogs

3. Billy Says:
   September 15th, 2009 at 5:46 am

   I need to find this kids information! I want to see if he does birthday parties?

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4. Somechick Says:
   October 10th, 2009 at 11:09 am

   I would rape him, but I dont have the proper tools. That vid seems to be stolen from his youtube. He goes by the name of MrTinydancer88 on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrTinydancer88 and myspace: http://www.myspace.com/sou1j4

   Stalk him make a sex tape and put it on the interwebz.

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