Ok, so this advertisement just popped up in my FaceBook sidebar and I got all sorts of upset.

I am very attracted to the model in the photo as he is. He would be disgusting and look like he has allopecia if you laser off all his hair. Also, lasering off one’s beard is kind of fucking disgusting.

FaceBook. Please control your ads. This should not be targetted at me. I think the Hipster Grifter said it best when she got this tattoo:

It reads as “I love beards,” although some may read it as “I love Taliban” if, say, they have a more ingrained and racialized image of terrorism in their brains than I. Not sure which message Kari meant.

So in other news, I here FaceBook is the new manhunt.net. Discuss!

One Response to “FaceBook is Fucking Gross And Wants You To Be Hairless”

1. Kevin Baker Says:
   May 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

   So they’ll…laser your BEARD off?? That seems rather like neck-tattoos or “permanent makeup”…all things you’re pretty sure to regret at some point.

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