Cute, right? The man’s got a jaw that could cut glass, and thighs that could crack walnuts. Doesn’t he look kind of wholesome? Except for the fact that, you know, those red eyes aren’t the result of a cheap camera but actually the evil that dwells within (wasn’t that a Tori Spelling Lifetime movie? No? Well, it should be). But all this just makes him more exciting, especially when you find out he’s a notorious rapist most well-known for drugging, raping and eventually murdering his wife’s younger sister. Oh, don’t worry though - his wife, Karla Homolka, was totally fine with it. (NSFW after the jump) Read More!

You guys, ever noticed how hot Daniel Day Lewis is? I might be totally behind the times on this one, but I just realized how much I am into his steez last night while watching him display his totally awesome powers in There Will Be Blood.

It reminded me of this time Daniel and I had a torrid love affair and ran away to Cabo together. We met in a back alley in West Hollywood and ran off together like Thelma and Louise, our middle fingers pointing up at the sky and God.

Here’s a picture he sent me to remember that magical week.

I love you Daniel. Call me.

Okay. Now pretend that this is not the face of someone responsible for at least 17 murders:

You’d totally go home with him, right? And up until he drugs you, drills into your frontal lobe, and eventually rapes your still-warm corpse, I bet you’d have a totally fun time. That Dahmer was such a party animal! His hobbies included molesting young Laotian boys, alcoholism, trepaning, necrophilia, and fashioning human heads into stylish soup bowls.

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I can’t be completely sure what it is, but for some reason there are more than a couple serial killers that just, well, make me all puffy down there. Maybe it’s because danger is inherently sexy. I mean, who doesn’t love knife fights and bareback meth gangbangs, right? So I’ve decided to do a little series of serial killers that can snap my bean.

Today’s, er, lady killer: Gary Heidnik

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