Wait really? Have you guys seen this?

Really? Tyra Banks as Michelle Obama? For Harper’s Bazaar? Is this America’s Next Top First Lady? America’s Next Top Michelle Obama? I don’t even think Tyra can claim that she’s has the glamour and class really needed to pull something like this off… I mean she’s legitimately afraid of dolphins. Couldn’t they have gotten Iman or someone with international flavor and class?

‘Member this classic guys?

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My good friend Paul got the best friend request ever on Facebook this morning.

This really raised a lot of questions for me as well as making me laugh.

Is this a sign that spambots have finally infiltrated Facebook or is crotchbook a new trend? Could this be the efforts of some viral marketer trying to sell gays underwear? Do you think Dubi is stuffing in his pic? Does this merit the development of a new Facebook app called “Crotchbook”? Where could this man be from where his name is Dubi? Should I post more crotch pix?

I never followed up with Paul about how he responded, but I’m really curious what sort of response this guy gets and if he just sits around all day friend requesting guys with his crotch on display and what the response percentages are like. This sort of internet data could be really meaningful to marketers who are looking to virally market to chronic masturbators (me) who are looking to purchase crotch related products. I could really be the next internet millionaire considering the continually rising market for men’s luxury briefs.

Army of Lovers is the greatest disco gender bending mind fuck to exist ever. I discovered this in February thanks to a DVD that came by way of a friend’s dad’s gay Georgian lover named Jacko. I literally had forgotten all about it until yesterday, when as I was leaving the Metropolitan barbecue, as per usual, and Army of Lovers “Crucified” came on whatever mix the bartender had put on inside. These videos transcend space and time. Just brace yourself.

I totally danced around in the shower singing this to myself this morning. As weird as it is, it’s still totally catchy.

I bought an obscenely expensive pair of pants the other day. I went to Odin down in SoHo and found this pair of black jeans by Rag & Bone. If this suddenly makes me a fashion fag, feel free to shoot me. However, they fit me perfectly, are incredibly stiff and sturdy, and give me a little bit of a butt. They make me feel like this:

And by that picture I mean I feel totally studly. Obviously. I am going to be so fresh for spring.

While my pants were a perfect match, there was some unfortunate guy in front of me in the dressing room that kept having the same problem every pair he tried on. Read More!

I learned about this from a young, female editor for The Onion who performed at Ritalin Readings last night named Megan Ganz. Thank you for introducing me to this inspiring product.

It’s called a Pussyfoot. Seriously. I’m not joking. There’s a vagina on the foot so they called it a Pussyfoot. Someone came up with this. lhfljshgjsldfhgj. That was the sound of me dying.

And now a short piece of fiction about gay foot fetishists: Read More!

From an anonymous tipster:

Can you guys see the sweater that girl is wearing?

It’s purple fake mohair with concentric sequined circles around the neck in silver, purple, teal, then gold. It has cap sleeves.

I am so sorry you chose to wear that. I hear it caused quite the commotion.

However, some people can pull it off. Keep trying for the dream.

While I have unfortunately been too busy with The Job That Pays Me (pimping out underage boys… shhhhh!) to write much of anything worthwhile this week, I got totally inspired this morning.

A good friend of mine(who has even written on GMSC before!), has found the solution to living out my wildest hentai tentacle rape fantasies. Read More!

I have been in desperate need of a haircut. See, I refuse to pay for a haircut at a salon. I prefer to pay my a friend with a bottle of wine for a haircut in her kitchen.

I’ve been looking pretty bad recently. Kind of like the (possibly retarded) girl who works as a barrista at Oslo and intentionally wears her glasses crooked because she thinks it looks cute. But it doesn’t.

Segue to before and after pictures!

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