With the eyes and ears of a giant manbaby, I have a good amount of difficulty adopting the “New York attitude” of remaining ignorant to everyone and everything in public settings. That being said, it’s hard to not get caught up in some of the especially intriguing sights that happen specifically in New York’s underground lairs. Here are some of my recent favorites:

What’s MetroPlus? I think it’s exclusive to minorities. Oh, wait…

Floppy hair and football neck? Sign me up. Whatever, I like doctors appointments. And football necks. Read More!

You know what happens when society slowly starts to accept gays? My MySpace (oops! unnavoidable weird double possesive!) account inundates me with targetted ads for awful gay dating websites. Like the following:

Why hello amorous Smith_Twin1984! You know what’s really effective, mypartner.com? Featuring the mentally handicapped and physically deformed in your ads for a dating site. Also… “If you can lift him”? Apparently he’s morbidly obese on his right side that is turned away from the camera. I’m surprised by your sorry existence but not surprised that people aren’t trying to lift you.

I can’t help but make the following comparison re: his face –

Disclaimer: My condemnation of embarrassing gay dating websites is in no way a condemnation of my fellow writer’s desire to get a date.

its pretty fantastic when the best thing on the internet weds the best thing on the internet and throws in a retarded immigrant.

muvisfundancingymsexplaytravel? my favorite.

iam im to date and have fun with you? me too!

Cruising for sex has never been so meta.

I saw a video of you watching a video of me watching a video on youtube.

lets get together and watch each other watch for real, there are so many fantasies in this… so many ways…

tell me your screen name so I know it’s you

It’s funny because I answered this and the gay ghost of Derrida actually wrote back.