Last evening I was dining with a new friend of mine and we stumbled upon a rather exciting subject of conversation: our first experiences of being turned on by something gay in the media. I don’t know about you, but I have a distinct memory of the first time something gave me that tingle… down there. And I suppose it’s with a sense of pride that the honor of starting my young mind along the gutter, that I now sit tits-deep in, can be bestowed upon none other than Samuel Langhorne Clemens aka. Mark Twain.

(I think he picked his pen name based on how many anal beads he could take… it was something like that. Mmm… riverboat men.)

I digress… Anyhow please allow me to share with you a selected reading from Tom Sawyer, or is it Huck Finn? Does it really matter? This is hot hot hot! I hope you have lube. Read More!

I’ve been hanging on the edge of the Crisis for a while now, trolling the site and waiting for the perfect moment to expose myself. It was only a few weeks ago that I went through the rigorous initiation and promptly wrote and deleted a post in one afternoon. Suffice to say, a gun that shoots glitter tends to speak for itself, and all I could really muster were a few epithets about shitting glitter and the like. That said, today the sun rises on a new age, marking the triumphant addition of me LA to the otherwise New York-focal site. Sure my city has no condoms with subway fonts, or The Metropolitan, but sex and intoxication is the same everywhere. And, dare I say it, living in Williamsburg does not include affirmation of homo-sovereignty, it merely seems to. So allow me to segue to something that is just soo LA right now, Meth Advertising.

Those smitten with ‘Tina are up for a real treat this month. Billboards are up all over the city, putting a face to the hollowed out lightbulbs found in Star Jones’ house back alleys. Gone are the campaigns of yesterday, raising awareness that your meth habit is problematic if you’re “using on the weekdays”. No, no, no… this is how you get people to stop using… Read More!