In honor of the soon-to-be-released Sex in the City movie and this seemingly food themed week at GMSC, I decided to make myself some Balls for lunch. Here are just a few of the reasons:

• Things that come in pairs! (Carrie and Big? Meant to be!)
• Steve only has one (Salut!)
• Because I’m 100% sure Josh & Josh and their SATC obsessions have no clue how to cook Balls for lunch, let alone eat balls, although maybe I take that back.
• Regardless, something about that movie, a gentle May spring breeze, and GMSC has inspired me to feast upon a pair of balls. Look!

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Resident non-fag-hag Eeez from steeez.com occasionally likes to offer her tidbits of wisdom to the gays. Today, she takes a totally fuckin’ awesome survey that you should respost all over your spaces.

Hi Everyone! I’m so whatever right now since I’m on my period and I thought I’d just kill some time on IE!!!

So *sometimes* when I get really bored at my temp job, I post these surveys on Myspace.com. They’re not serious or anything, mostly it’s just info about me, like, who’s the last person who hugged me? Anyway it’s not super important or anything. But this question totally hit me: Do you have more guy friends or girl friends?

The short answer is that I *definitely* have more guy friends, but I never really thought about why. I mean, it’s just that girls are kind of bitches. They are really competitive about boys and all they really care about is hair and nails. When I’m with my guy friends, I don’t know, I just feel like I can have a glass of Riesling and sit back and be myself. OK well anyway, here’s the survey. Enjoy!

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