This morning I was sent a web site that really seeks to use the web to it’s full magical potential and drag us all slowly into The World of Lisa Frank. Cornify is the #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, giving websites sparkle around the world. It’s a little application you can add to your favorites toolbar that will allow you to splash unicorns and rainbows on any web page on demand.

Now you’ll never have to pay attention to bad news again.

This sure beats closing my eyes and praying that the Flutter Ponies come and make the bad men go away. If only only life on Earth was as harmonious as life in Flutter Valley.

Anderson Cooper is auctioning himself off as a date! Go wild guys!

But calm down for a second, because it’s just for lunch. Not the steamy candlelit dinner you dreamed about last night. But hopefully it’s lunch at Michael’s and you can at least pretend to be part of the media elite.

Now I’ve never been attracted to The Coop. I think he has no lips and looks kind of like a skinny WASP in a way that would just mean a lot of sharp edges to deal with in bed. Doesn’t look like fun to me. But I really hope he fetches a pretty penny because it’s for a very important cause, Bailey House. However, if I was to hang out and get wasted with any news caster though, it would be Diane Sawyer. That lady seems like a fun drunk. (Side note: What’s with me and LOLgraphics recently?)

But on a serious note guys, it’s a really great thing that The Coop is willing to use his celebrity to try and get funded for an organization that provides services such as Bailey House. In this economy, critical budget cuts are destroying critical services in HIV education, prevention, and care that could have an extreme impact on the gay community. As private funders for non profit services began to dry up, the city has reduced up to 42% of it’s funding for HIV/AIDS services, hitting city funded housing especially hard, and St. Vincent’s HIV center has been forced to close it’s landmark PrEP program. Hats off the Anderson Cooper, a celebrity who has never issued a public statement about his homosexuality, for putting his name on the line for a cause often associated with LGBT communities during a very critical time. The full auction index is here.

Angela Lansbury is flawless.

She was by far the best Ms. Lovett in any version of Sweeney Todd; she owned that role. She was also in Bed Knobs and Broomsticks, which is arguably one of the best children’s movies made for my generation. And who could forget her in Murder She Wrote. She’s a talented actress with boat loads of integrity.

But did you know she was the star of her very own vanity project a la the classic viral video “Welcome to my Home”?

This currently is my top rated viral vid of 2009. A good start to a new year.

[via Fey Friends]

So me and my best friend in the world, Eeez, who you might also know as Erin Williams on The City, did an episode of Eeez’s new food demo show called FOOD where we made Mark Bittman’s herb crusted tahini pan fried chicken, and also our own chive mashed potatoes and some mom style(meaning sliced almonds and sauteed) haricot verts. Here is what happened: